RiverPerson

http://undertale-au.wikia.com/wiki/River_Person/FandomTale"Tra-la-la. I am Mr. SomeRandomWriter. Or am I Mrs. SomeRandomWriter...? It doesn't really matter. I love to ride in my boat. Would you care to join me?""— First interaction with SomeRandomWriter"

SomeRandomWriter takes the role of The River Person in FandomTale.

SomeRandomWriter  is a hooded figure who provides free transportation to Snowdin, Waterfall, and Hotland on their wooden raft. Rlopkid23 can ride their boat to any of the locations specified above if they reach Hotland on any route. During the trip, SomeRandomWriter has a list of messages they can speak at random.

Despite occasionally hitting rough currents in the water, SomeRandomWriter never loses their balance, and If Rlopkid23 attempts to move SomeRandomWriter, he will find them to be immovable.

Appearance
SomeRandomWriter is shown only as a figure with a red hooded cloak, and both their gender and the type of monster they are is unknown.

If Rlopkid23 were to attempt to look under their cloak, he would see total blackness, which would be constant even in the situation that a lighting source were held up to SomeRandomWriter.

With no Known Special Meaning

 * Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's [bad/good/tough/pure] luck...
 * Tra la la. Eat a pine cone everyday. Why? Then I know you're listening to me...
 * Tra la la. What's inside an acorn? It's really just a mystery.
 * Tra la la. Why don't you sing with me. Tra la la.
 * Tra la la. Uh oh. Suddenly, feeling tropical...
 * Tra la la. Hmmm... I should have worn a few more cloaks today.
 * Tra la la. Hmmm... I should have worn a few million more cloaks today.
 * Tra la la. Tri li li. Tre le le.
 * Tra la la. The water is very [dry/wet] today.
 * Tra la la. Who am I?... It doesn't really matter...
 * Tra la la. I'd like to go to the bottom of the world, where everything's upside down.
 * Tra la la. Real eyes realize real eyes, but do I even have eyes? The world may never know.
 * Tra la la. It takes more muscles to frown than smile, but I need the exercise.
 * Tra la la. You'll find love when you stop looking, but if you keep looking, you might find some loose change.
 * Tra la la. You have to look through the rain to see the rainbow... too bad we're underground.